April 2011
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suzaane:
thespiritcatcher:
fr3shw0r1d:
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That awkward moment when the President is locked...
If I was the president, this would be me….
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I love showing tricks to little kids
veechiuu:
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
“Magic.”
This is me when I toss stuff behind my back and catch it, or flip cups around at work XD
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derpghost:
Exactly one year ago, I signed up for tumblr. So I wanted to celebrate with one of the first ragetoons ever I made because it’s so befitting of how my year has gone.
March 2011
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When people go 'So I called my mom a bitch'
I’m like
Because I know if I did that my mom would be all
And then go
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: ROMEO AND JULIET IS NOT A LOVE STORY. →
callmejude:
IT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE ROMANTIC.
IT WAS MEANT TO BE TRAGIC.
TEENAGERS ARE KILLING THEMSELVES. FAMILIES ARE FEUDING FOR NO REASON.
ROMEO WAS “~*~IN LOVE~*~” WITH A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GIRL AT THE BEGINNING AND PROMPTLY FORGOT HER WITHIN THE FIRST TWO SECONDS OF MEETING JULIET.
AND BLUE OYSTER CULT!
I honestly hate that play to be perfectly honest. Shakespeare had so many...
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That awkward feeling when you realize you're...
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When your parents don't appreciate the hilarious...
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Reblog if you live here!
I want to follow all of you!
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You see all these couples making out on tumblr,...
“Most college rape cases don’t make headlines. In fact, according to the...”
– Colleges’ rape secret - WWW.THEDAILY.COM (via becauseiamawoman)
Capitalism and rape culture. You can’t destroy one without destroying the other.
(via viviopsis)
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The most intense situation ever.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO CATCH A FUCKING ABRA
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When you show someone else something funny you...
You:
Them:
you:
If I find it funny, chances are that people I know irl won’t….
A conversation about marriage (with some...
Classmate #1: Like, I'm okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl.
Classmate #2: I don't even want to see it. Like, it's nasty.
Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like "Why should you two be allowed to get married?" in my head. I mean, why would they think it was okay for a Christian and a Jew to get married. Disgusting.
Classmates: ....
Me: And let me tell you about this other couple I saw making out at the mall. It was nasty. The boy was white and the girl was black. Can you believe that? Two people of different races being together? That's just wrong.
Classmate #2: What the hell is wrong with you? So what if they want to be together?
Classmate #1: Yeah, there isn't anything wrong with it.
Me: Are you kidding me? It's completely wrong.There is only one kind of marriage that is okay. And that is between a man and a woman of the same race, religious background, with the same income level and from the same place. We wouldn't want kids to think that diversity is okay. God wouldn't appreciate these people ruining the sanctity of marriage.
Classmate #1: Why are you even in this conversation? God loves everyone.
Me: What? So you're telling me that God doesn't care who you marry, because he loves everyone?
Classmate #1: Yeah...
Me: Does he love animals, too?
Classmate #1: He loves human and animals and living creatures all around.
Me: Whoa. That just blew my mind. Well it is a good thing that gay people can't get married then. Because everyone knows that gay people aren't human, or living for that matter. Haha.
Classmate #1: ....
Me: Go choke on a dick you stupid prick.
I got in trouble, but it was worth it ;)
