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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

… its too early for this bullshit.
Me, no matter what time it is (via natashakills)

Me

(via thepoetspace)
You were my cup of tea,
I drink coffee now.
(via ispysj)

kurosunanomei:

arseniks:

when you finish a drawing and you like it 

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I will never not reblog this.

fromstarktostone:

Petyr Baelish One Week Challenge

     ↳ Day Six: Favorite plot twist

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

headcanonacceptegd:

I love how rock lee is just like “I’m not using any type of jutsu. There is no trick. I’m straight up beating your punk ass”