My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
I drink coffee now.
im just an asshole with feelings
I love how rock lee is just like “I’m not using any type of jutsu. There is no trick. I’m straight up beating your punk ass”