i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
RRROOOOOAR! Must Crush Capitalism!!
these two have stopped the apocalypse like 4 times and it is this easy to casually sneak up behind and taze them
I love how he then had to explain to the audience that he was joking.
why watch the oscars when you can watch tumblr watch the oscars
This tweet is so important to me
I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?
smack your head into a wall until it goes away
ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?
ya gotta fuck it